Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. (email)
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Whenever people agree with me about what I am thinking, I have start thinking about what they are agreeing with! :-))
The midnight glancers an' the topless dancers... Good morning!
For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood. An' for my hoods of the world misunderstood... Good morning!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Today is going to be a great day because it's another day to try and do it right! :)))
The best way be HAPPY is to try to make someone else HAPPY! :)))

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Coming soon to an internet connection near you. AROUND THE CLOCK NON-STOP LIVE ENTERTAINMENT like you have never seen!
Wow. PAULIEWOOD LOOKS AMAZING. That is pretty impressive. You are one funny and crazy guy! Where do I sign up!
I am trippin' on PAULIEWOOD.COM like a Mo Fo! LMAO I am dying!
I gotta tell ya dude ... you are QUITE the character. You have more energy than any 7 people I know put together.
Everyday at PAULIEWOOD.COM will be like the last day of school and the first day of summer! Oh what a feeling! Who's ready to PARTY! ;))
Something TOTALLY RAD, SUPER COOL, AND INCREDIBLY AWESOME is about to happen right here right now! You don't wanna miss this! :))
Stay tuned to PAULIEWOOD.COM and get ready.
Stop staring at the rest of the internet desperately waiting for it to do something because it never does and it never will.
"The only way of finding out what is really possible is by going after the things "they say" are totally impossible!"
They are moving mountains and building roads 579 ft high above the ground! How cool is that! :)))
The 405 construction going on here in LA is absolutely awesome! I love engineering!
Ok! My SMS doesn't want to work with my Ping.fm because I have my gmail set
up with my cell and my Google Voice. That's OK. I'll Ping it from my cell
using my email! Ha!
Oh... and Flickr and Yahoo Profiles! Thank you Ping.fm! WooooHoooo! :)))
Now I am fully connected! All at once! Twitter, Facebook, Google Buzz, MySpace, GTalk Status, LinkedIn, Blogger, Plaxo Pulse, WordPress.com!
This is from my gmail account! Nice!
OK! Got it! Hooray! Ping.fm! All my posting needs are solved!
Testing again!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Pool party anyone? LA has the best! Google "Hollywood Pool Parties" and see what's up! Get out there and have some fun! www.pauliewood.com :))
Happy Sunday everyone! Hit me back and tell me what's good! :))

Sunday, May 1, 2011

New pics & video updates! This site is now labeled a "MUST SEE!" Click the link and take a peek! http://www.pauliewood.com LETS ROCK! :)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Take a look at this! So much content it takes three home-pages! http://www.pauliewood.com/homepage_page_three.htm Oh yeah!
Just merged my Google voice# 818-714-0858 with my Sprint# 213-840-3231! I'm so happy! I have been wanting that feature 4ever! Thanks Google!
My new number is 818-714-0858! It's my total southern California number! 818 LA county, 714 Orange county, 858 San Diego county!
TY Google Voice! U hav made PAULIEWOOD very happy! My 213-840-3231 still rings through but I now hav the number I always wanted for my cell!
We have gone total SoCal! 818-714-0858! WoooHooo! :)
http://www.pauliewood.com/index.htm LOOK!
"I dont currently have a blog & I dont use Twitter Im someone who builds platforms so that other can get their content experience" S. Parker

Monday, April 25, 2011

Check out http://www.pauliewood.com The site is done, fully updated, and loaded with amazing vids, pics, jargon! The surfing is AWESOME! :)

Friday, April 22, 2011

Welcome home Friday its been 6 long days & night since we have been 2gether last. Missed U so much! Thanks 4 being here!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

U've never seen anything like this B4! EVER! Its time 4 sensory overload! Go 2 PAULIEWOOD 4 a kick ass Hollywood party!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

DONE! WoooHooo! :)
FTP is on the upload! 15 more .swf files 2 go. Next site map icons & match links!
Holy cow! Over 300 unique pages with over 800 direct links! Can U say "lets go surfing!"
The Kid:
Form like a blister, drink like a failure. Rip like a twister right through a trailer.
Park after dark is when you'll see me comin'. My gun's gunnin' and the 808's hummin'.
Still workin! Will Bdone by Sunday nite 4sure! PAULIEWOODis gonna Bthere just 4U! 24/7/365! Don't B bored. B Entertained! www.pauliewood.com

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Kid Rock: F@#K OFF, Devil Without A Cause! He is just killing it!
I'm in the get everything done no matter what mode 2day! Adding new content faster than U can search 4 sex on Google! ;)
I don't give a F@#K about the problem. I only give a F@#K about the solution!
I am here to make this shit happen so get up on it and let's get crackin'! www.pauliewood.com
Motivation and determination are like old fashioned flattery. It will get you everywhere!
Just when I think I have it finished... BAMM!!! Another video page 2 create & convert! Over 750 active links & counting! www.pauliewood.com
570M english speaking people on the internet around the world & 420M Chinese on the internet in China! Time 2 bust out the Rosetta Stone! :)
Got it done with 11 minutes 2 spare! No sitting back & relaxing here. Time 2 explode on 2 the scene! Start project 2 now! www.pauliewood.com
Have U ever had that feeling where U just know U can do it? No matter what it is you're gonna get it dun. I am right now! www.pauliewood.com
Crazy glued my cell back together once again! It's a toss up: crazy glue or duct tape! Man I love em' both no matter what! :)

Almost done! The final touches being applied right now! Hoooray!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Its happening right here right now! Get ready for this one because life on the internet will never be the same! http://www.pauliewood.com :)
This is brand new! Look! Over 180 links to the entire site! http://www.pauliewood.com/pauliewood_site_map.htm Go get lost in PAULIEWOOD!
WTF!!!??? OMG!! This is unbelievable! www.pauliewood.com is ranked 390,017 in the world & 47,323 in the U.S. out of 230 million other sites!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Just when you think it's time to go it's not. That's just a sign to keep the party going! :)
I have such a great time showing others an even better time! :)
What a party! Click on PAULIEWOOD and check it out!
Hollywood F@#KN' ROCKD' last night! We all did it P-WOOD style! WoooooHooooo! Thanks everyone!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Something BIG is about to happen on PAULIEWOOD.COM! Stay connected and stay tuned in! Something unbelievable coming soon!
Its a great day to kick it in Hollywood so just click it on PAULIEWOOD http://www.pauliewood.com

Monday, April 4, 2011

Take a look at the new site map! Adding new links every minute! It's bad ass! :)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

OMG! The roads R closed, the cops R out, and the city is in gridlock! I asked the police "What's going on?" He said "It's Persian New Year!"
"WOW! Who knew Los Angeles was in the middle east! All this time I thought I was in Mexico! LOL! Happy New Year! :)

Friday, April 1, 2011

It's a great Friday for birthdays birthdays birthdays! :)
Happy Friday to every person on the entire planet! :)
What a great day for a meeting!www.pauliewood.com
Featured Video and Photo Links!
Hold on! The super fun stuff is uploading right now!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

There's nothing better than a website that actually entertains you! Finally and thank goodness. Take a look! Yay! :)
New updates and video link just posted! Jump on the site and see what's happening! Yay! :)
Doggie heaven is awesome I hear! Love you funnest, coolest, messiest doggie ever! Bye bye.

We had 2 let her go after a sudden medical condition. We love U Guinevere! Woof woof! Hav fun chasing bunnies & sleeping all day in the sun!
Lets all remember the greatest dog in the whole wide world. My awesome St. Bernard side kick Guinevere went to doggie heaven last night.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I have such a great time showing others an even better time!
Just when you think it's time to go it's not. That's just a sign to keep the party going!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Shakira or Lady Gaga?

Shakira or Lady Gaga?

They came! They raced! They ROCKED! NASCAR baby! :)

Rain rain go away please come back after NASCAR is over! It's race day baby! WooooHoooo! :)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

It's not how much you make but how little you spend. It's all about the hook-up!

Since it's NASCAR weekend... Jimmy Johnson or Jeff Gordon? :)

Check out www.pauliewood.com To see some cool pix from the NASCAR race today!

If you wanna ROCK like Hollywood you gotta click on PAULIEWOOD!
I have such a good time showing others an even better time! :)

NASCAR Saturday in Fontana! WooooHoooo! Is there anything better? Yup! NASCAR Sunday! :)

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Buckcherry F@#KN' ROCKS! All lit up again! LOL!
It's raining droplets the size of MLB hardballs out here in Los Angeles! Don't go out without your umbrella. Oh and your catchers mitt! LOL!
LOOK! http://www.pauliewood.com/pauliewood_partners.htm
listening to puddle of mudd and photoshop'ing and html'ing like a madd man! www.pauliewood.com :)
Over 230 MILLION Websites on the internet & this is our ranking! Thanks 4 everything everyone! http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/pauliewood.com#
140 Characters just isn't enough anymore! C'mon myspace and twitter! For real? There is so much for me and to say and just never enough spa
Good morning world! It's pouring rain today here in Hollywood. Hmmm... Let's see what kinda trouble I can get into with water, mud, and a mountain bike! WooooHoooo! www.pauliewood.com

Monday, February 28, 2011

Friday, February 25, 2011