Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. (email)

Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

Whenever people agree with me about what I am thinking, I have start thinking about what they are agreeing with! :-))

The midnight glancers an' the topless dancers... Good morning!

For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood. An' for my hoods of the world misunderstood... Good morning!

Today is going to be a great day because it's another day to try and do it right! :)))

The best way be HAPPY is to try to make someone else HAPPY! :)))

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They are moving mountains and building roads 579 ft high above the ground! How cool is that! :)))

The 405 construction going on here in LA is absolutely awesome! I love engineering!

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up with my cell and my Google Voice. That's OK. I'll Ping it from my cell
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This is from my gmail account! Nice!

OK! Got it! Hooray! Ping.fm! All my posting needs are solved!

Testing again!

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F.Y.I. The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. LOL! ; )

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Hello! Hellooo! : )

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Hello! Hello! Happy Thursday! : )

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TY Google Voice! U hav made PAULIEWOOD very happy! My 213-840-3231 still rings through but I now hav the number I always wanted for my cell!

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Form like a blister, drink like a failure. Rip like a twister right through a trailer.

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Still workin! Will Bdone by Sunday nite 4sure! PAULIEWOODis gonna Bthere just 4U! 24/7/365! Don't B bored. B Entertained! www.pauliewood.com

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We had 2 let her go after a sudden medical condition. We love U Guinevere! Woof woof! Hav fun chasing bunnies & sleeping all day in the sun!

Lets all remember the greatest dog in the whole wide world. My awesome St. Bernard side kick Guinevere went to doggie heaven last night.

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Shakira or Lady Gaga?

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Shakira or Lady Gaga?

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NASCAR Saturday in Fontana! WooooHoooo! Is there anything better? Yup! NASCAR Sunday! :)
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